puppies are touchable happiness
I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous
holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me
listening to a sad song that has a nice beat
"I never intended for the Monster Ball to be a religious experience, it just became one" - Lady Gaga
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
"you need to act responsibly"
I need to get like 107% hotter
teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test